It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
I have nothing to say and I am saying it.
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific - Lilly Tomlin.
They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!"
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder -- Pope John Paul I
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Steven Wright
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
