Thursday, December 16, 2004

It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize I have nothing to say and I am saying it. Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it is too dark to read. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific - Lilly Tomlin. They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!" If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder -- Pope John Paul I "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Steven Wright Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.) Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill. Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.